I thought I’d better add a cast of characters here, especially since I keep forgetting which person gets which “M” name.

Manic Witch-Me, star of the show

Hubs- My better half

Percy-Older step-son

Agatha-Older Daughter

Darren-Younger step-son

Endora-Younger Daughter

Queen-My bestest friend

Demeter-Sister formerly known as the Christmas Cunt

Salvadore-Older brother with cancer

Maurice-Older brother (the one who doesn’t have cancer)

George-My boss

More as I remember